March 03, 2008

Church in a Bottle

I belong to a fitness club and while waiting for someone to vacate a treadmill I scoped out the vending machine. You can buy everything from athletic socks to lip balm. On the lowest tier of the machine were two types of tanning lotion for use with the tanning bed that is also available to members. The lotion seemed pricy at $33.00 for a 16 ounce bottle until I realized there was an added spiritual value. The lotions were labeled Worship and Sheer Wisdom.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Gail;
-----It sounds to me like the lotion being peddled at your fitness club is not just any “church in a bottle,” but the more spiritually apropos Laodicean Church in a bottle. And I am sure one would buy the stuff with the same fool’s gold that is the substance of that church’s wealth. Cry out for the wisdom that flows from the Word, not from pop thought.

Love

Steve Corey